File under WTF!?!

Lindsay Lohan's downward spiral knows no bounds. Now, she's grabbed the chiffon hem of the 44 year old French fashion house of Emanuel Ungaro, as the newly appointed "Artistic Director", and is bringing it down with her, complete with nip slips and crotch shots, cause that's how she rolls.

This looks like "Ungaro for Forevs 21"
Really awkward cutouts ruined what could've been a cool dress
Worst fitting top/jacket ever. The cleavage isn't helping any either.
Sequins pasties just scream high fashion. Don't they?
Hott mess styling.
Sloppy draping. The Bowie in me likes the head hearts, though.
On what planet does this look good?
Can you believe this shit costs thousands of dollars?
H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E
Cute Crotchshot (totes LiLo's idea)
Is this some kind of joke?
LOLZ
Artful clashing fail
"I want a dress that makes you look nekid!" - LiLo
The wedding dress for strippers done good
These models are so bummed.

In 2004, Emanuel Ungaro retired and the label was sold to an internet entreperneur. Since then the brand has struggled with a revolving door of designers, sketch licensing in Asia, and a fragrance collaboration with Avon. Ewe.
In a desperate attempt for publicity, poor LiLo was brought on board after her "articulate" insights on Project Runway. Columbian designer/wonderkid, Esteban Corazar, who has kept Ungaro fresh and somewhat relevant for the past two years was fired after refusing to work with Lohan. Even a 25 year old wasn't gonna put up with that shit. A little known, Estrella Arches, was then given the task of producing the collection with the least qualified Artistic Director, in the history of Artistic Directors.They produced this collection in just under a month, and it sure does look like it.

Walk of Shame

Is LL crying?


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